roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

grodyhoe:

tun-vol-on-off-am-fm:

panerasexual:

the-barghinator:

Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.

is this supposed to be funny bc the dads in the hospital bed with the baby?? and not the mom?? bc if so thats incredibly cissexist??

No, it’s just a joke. There is no “cissexism” or anything going on in this picture. What they have done is pulled a switcharoo; you’d expect the mother to be in the bed, not the dad. Bazinga

Panera is seriously the most retarded person on this site

grodyhoe:

tun-vol-on-off-am-fm:

panerasexual:

the-barghinator:

Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.

is this supposed to be funny bc the dads in the hospital bed with the baby?? and not the mom?? bc if so thats incredibly cissexist??

No, it’s just a joke. There is no “cissexism” or anything going on in this picture. What they have done is pulled a switcharoo; you’d expect the mother to be in the bed, not the dad. Bazinga

Panera is seriously the most retarded person on this site

coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book